In light of me having nothing substantive to say ...

I give you "All the Deaths in Total Recall," which is ... if you think about it, QUITE substantive.

You DO know it's Christmas, right?!

Do They Know It's Christmas? from Scott Aukerman on Vimeo.

An all-star comedy Christmas Carol
Directed & Edited by Scott Aukerman

Sung by the Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Choir (feat. Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms)

On "beating" life ...

And allegedly replaying it on easy mode with full-powers:

Ce: An anonymous friend:

thetr****** (10:37:09 PM): so i met this kid with 72 guitars
thetr****** (10:37:17 PM): all strewn around his basement
thetr****** (10:37:55 PM): they're all vintage gibsons, fenders, and a bunch of taylor acoustics
thetr****** (10:38:22 PM): and he has 3 girlfriends and a wife.
thetr****** (10:38:39 PM): life just fell in his fat hands
thetr****** (10:39:00 PM): he's in a multitude of bands and has a stable day job as a programmer
thetr****** (10:39:26 PM): has It Made

Turns out the guy is actually a total slimeball* who loves manipulating people. He's a jerk. And an arrogant one to boot.

But, you know ... 72 guitars. There's something to that.






*See three girlfriends AND a wife.

Viral Flashback: Vanity Plates

Thank God for Pat Tomasulo.

Viral Flashback: The Mother of All Trailers

Tom Waits and Betty White? I'd totally see this one twice in theaters and buy multiple copies of the DVD.