Viral Flashback: "It's For Real"

These two kids are going to be the worst parents ever.
Shouldn't they be at least a little bit happy? It's a kid, cheer up a smidgen will ya?
Anyway, the comedic value of this commercial pales in comparison to the Michael Sweet abstinence video. Sorry, I can't top that one. Please don't expect me to. In case you missed it on Tuesday, let me shamelessly plug it one more time. Prepare to have your face (and genitals) melted.

Viral Flashback: 'Sweet' abstinence promos

Abstinence commercials have always been funny.
The misinformation. The blatant scare tactics. The ... uh ... hair metal?
This week's Viral Flashback will look back on some of the Net's most hilarious (and in some cases dreadfully misogynistic) abstinence commercials.
Listen up kids, if there's one man who can tell you how totally awesome it is to be both a virgin and the front man for a lousy glam metal band, it's cock-blockin' rocker Michael Sweet.
Just stick to singing for Boston, okay Michael? We all love you there.