Fabulous: Flipping burgers never looked so good

McDonald's restaurants throughout the UK made an odd announcement last week -- world-renowned fashion designer Bruce Oldfield has been working over the past several months on redesigning their age old iconic uniforms -- yay!

He released the designs last week and while they just don't seem utilitarian enough for my tastes, at least customers can take some solace knowing employees will have to work harder to contaminate their food with bodily fluids from below the equator.

"Dude this dip%$^& customer wants it with mayo man!"
"I'll give him some $%^&%&* mayo! Just let me undue my bolero jacket and move this sarong skirt outta the way ... "

Yeah, something like that ...

"Bruce Oldfield, who boasts Catherine Zeta Jones, Bianca Jagger, Jerry Hall and Jemima Khan among his client list, has created a range for the fast food giant's 67,000 UK staff.
The collection includes a black and mocha polo shirt, black cargo-style trousers, a black and mocha baseball cap and black belt and apron."

Bizarre: Stalking priest apologizes to Conan O' Brien

Remember that crazy priest-stalker who was trying to hunt down Conan O'Brien late last year?

He apologized yesterday, and the courts only slapped him with a two year restraining order.

Still, a guy's gotta stalk, and with this Holy Joe's fixation on Irish celebs one can only wonder who he'll obsess on next.

Liam Neeson? Mia Farrow? Ronald McDonald? The list is endless ...

For those who don't remember, he's a snippet from the spiffy court document linked on The Smoking Gun.

"In his notes to O'Brien, Ajemian allegedly referred to himself as 'your priest stalker,' and when he was denied entry to a taping, Ajemian wrote, 'Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?' In his bizarre letters, Ajemian refers to John McEnroe as his "childhood nemesis," claiming that the tennis star once assaulted him while they were seventh grade classmates at a Manhattan private school. Ajemian added that he 'once went after' McEnroe and was 'still waiting for his confession as well.'"