Muppets: Simon Soundman

I'm jealous of Simon Soundman's tourettes.

Viral Flashback: Unnecessary Censorship

I seem to be harping on a Sesame Street theme as of late.

Viral Flashback: Cookie Monster, Kermit and a magic box

Despite Kermit's denials, Cookie Monster remains firmly convinced a cookie lies within the mysterious cube. When he finds out the mystery item is something else, however, an interesting confrontation develops ...

Okay, so I know this doesn't fall in line with our "Viral Flashback" theme of "muppets and metal," but tough cookies (see what I did there?). You'll get a real viral flashback later today. This video was too awesome to not link. So enjoy it. Or you're not getting any cookies.