GROSS: Sexual Deviancy of Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly has to be smacking himself in the face right now. The audiotape of his 1998 novel Those Who Trespass is old news, but as I'm sure he's learned from this little gem, the Internet rarely forgives and never forgets.
Tonight Gawker revisits the classic audiobook (O'Reilly himself taped it) and pulled out the "sexiest" passages for all of us to enjoy. As an added bonus, they've paired the passages against comments from the O'Reilly Factor. Fun stuff.
My favorite quote? (Mind you O'Reilly reads them like a politican hitting talking points ...)
"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."
And of course, the memorable ...
"Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds."
Um, okay? Part of me wonders what the undrafted manuscript looks like. It must be horrid.
All passages are individually linked over at The Village Voice if you want to make your own audio meshups. This is, of course, strongly encouraged.

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